people who repeat their unfunny joke several times
ru saying that im rihanna
writing papers for elementary foreign language classes makes me feel so dumb because in english i’m fairly articulate but i literally just wrote in german: “I have a door. the door is big. the door is brown. i have a room.” i’m handing this in for a grade.
Listen, I helped TA elementary Japanese in college and i now teach English to Japanese middle schoolers. Honestly, as long as you’re trying, language teachers aren’t judging. but if you go and put stuff into google translate and try to pass it off as something you came up with on your own, all the profs give each other knowing looks and we kinda shoot your paper the judge-y eye.
Because accidentally writing, “I want to be a volleyball,” is okay.
But turning in papers with gems like, “Because the person of the sports trainer which oneself went to the hospital at time when I was just hurt, and was there told stretch and the muscular workout and thought that oneself wanted to do the support of hurt people,” yeah, not so much.
Don’t get me wrong, i’m proud of you for trying, annoyed that you resorted to google translate, but also incredibly amused by your run-on sentence sandwich.
but then i’m also cursing you because now i need to piece the damned thing into something coherent.
•go to the bathroom to escape
•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary
•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
•follow said person way too much
•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
•faking an illness to get out of a social event
•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating.